Viral news today

/r/all📄  Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a Law student at the University of Malaga in Spain
📄  Todd’s dead, baby
📄  What game had you like this?
📄  Why?
📄  Meirl
📄  Fair enough.
📄  Drunken elephants really do exist, and their chaotic behavior is hilarious. Thanks to fermented marula fruit (which has an alcohol content similar to that of beer), these gentle giants end up getting drunk.
📄  Israeli bomb mid-air as it falls toward a densely packed tent camp for displaced Palestinians
📄  TIL a Canadian woman who bought a lottery ticket, lost it & then forgot it until lottery officials showed up at her door to inform her that she had won the $50m jackpot. They had used credit card proof of purchase, surveillance video footage, & in-person interviews to confirm that she was the winner
📄  Common Grandma W✨
📄  Iranian soccer team carries backpacks to protest the strikes on an elementary school in Iran
📄  deepfake scammer getting exposed by the 3-finger test
📄  Report: Spain Closes Airspace to US Planes Involved in Iran War
📄  Sen. Fetterman, step down: You no longer represent the people who elected you
📄  My mom shaved the dog because she thought she had fleas. She did not have fleas.
📄  A man is chased by LAPD officers on horseback on Temple Street after "No Kings" protest on Saturday

HackerNews📄  Fedware: Government apps that spy harder than the apps they ban
📄  Do your own writing
📄  Turning a MacBook into a touchscreen with $1 of hardware (2018)
📄  How to turn anything into a router
📄  Learn Claude Code by doing, not reading
📄  Bird brains (2023)
📄  Cherri – programming language that compiles to an Apple Shortuct
📄  Agents of Chaos
📄  Roulette Computers: Hidden Devices That Predict Spins
📄  Researchers find 3,500-year-old loom that reveals textile revolution
📄  William Blake, Remote by the Sea
📄  OCR for construction documents does not work, we fixed it
📄  Seeing Like a Spreadsheet
📄  A sea of sparks: Seeing radioactivity
📄  Show HN: Coasts – Containerized Hosts for Agents
📄  CodingFont: A game to help you pick a coding font
📄  Build123d: A Python CAD programming library

/r/Programming Daily📄  The ECMAScript spec forces V8 to leak whether DevTools is open
📄  Joins are NOT Expensive
📄  A Couple Million Lines of Haskell: Production Engineering at Mercury
📄  Hardware Image Compression
📄  C++26 is done: ISO C++ standards meeting Trip Report
📄  Category Theory Illustrated - Types
📄  There is No Spoon, an ML Primer for Software Developers. I demystify the math and provide concrete analogies to help you build an actual instinct for machine learning.
📄  Route optimization scaling to 1M stops in ~20 minutes on a laptop
📄  Formally verifying digital circuits with category theory in Lean
📄  Disclosure of Replay Attack Vulnerability in Signed References
📄  The life of a file
📄  NumPy as Synth Engine
📄  Comprehensive C++ Hashmap Benchmarks
📄  OxCaml Labs
📄  Spring Boot Done Right: Lessons from a 400-Module Codebase

/r/Technology Daily📄  AI is denying health care claims
📄  Voyager 1 approaches one light day from Earth
📄  An AI Agent Was Banned From Creating Wikipedia Articles, Then Wrote Angry Blogs About Being Banned
📄  Police Used AI Facial Recognition: Tennessee woman who spent months in jail after police used AI facial recognition to link her to crimes in Dakota, says she has never been to the State
📄  Rivian Made Car Dealers Back Down in Washington. More States May Be Next.
📄  Life with AI causing human brain 'fry’
📄  Sora Video Generator Reportedly Costs OpenAI $1 Million a Day
📄  This N.J. town just took a major step to ban AI data centers before it’s too late
📄  France Deploys Mistral AI Across Military to Accelerate Operational Decision-Making.
📄  Battery costs have declined by 99% in the last three decades, making electrified transport a reality
📄  Revolutionary new system developed by Microsoft can store data on glass for 10,000 years
📄  Nasa gives go-ahead for historic Moon mission launch

/r/Gaming Daily📄  Live-Action ‘Tomb Raider’ Production Paused For At Least A Month After Sophie Turner Suffers Back Injury on Set
📄  Fight the FOMO, ignore PS5 Pro
📄  Pre-Order Bonuses are not “Tokens of Appreciation”, they are Manipulative Tactics and I’m shocked a lot of people still don’t see that
📄  So i started playing Infinite Warfare today, supposedly one of the best COD campaigns and this is the very first mission. Just wow. Holy shit this game is 10 years old
📄  Found some old games while spring cleaning. Sorry, Blockbuster!!
📄  This game was a blast
📄  AAA Game Development Budgets In North America Reportedly Exceed $300 Million, Largely Developer Salaries
📄  Well, what a great Sunday this has been.
📄  Which boss fight made you feel like you were genuinely losing your sanity because of the difficulty?
📄  Eidos Montreal lays off 124 people and loses its studio head: "Today is a difficult day for our studio and reflects the need to adapt and concentrate efforts where Eidos-Montréal can be most effective."
📄  Fallout Mario Cosplay (OC)
📄  Blockbuster with Pokemon Snap sticker station made in Animal Crossing New Horizons

Lobste.rs Shell Tricks That Actually Make Life Easier (And Save Your Sanity)
 vim-classic: Long-term maintenance of Vim 8.x
 Debunking zswap and zram myths
 Thoughts on slowing the fuck down
 copilot edited an ad into my pr
 I Decompiled the White House's New App
 curl > dev/sda
 The Cognitive Dark Forest
 Magic Link Pitfalls
 Mojo's not (yet) Python
 I can't See Apple's Vision
 Announcing TypeScript 6.0
 Fedora moving from Pagure to Forgejo

/r/AskReddit Daily📄  What’s something people don’t realize is way more serious than it seems?
📄  What’s an industry that provides zero value to society but makes billions of dollars?
📄  What is the most terrifying "double life" secret you’ve ever uncovered about someone?
📄  What's your most shallow dealbreaker for a relationship?
📄  What is a "money rule" that rich people know, but poor people are never taught?
📄  Would limiting the age of the President to 70 be something you’d support? Why or why not?
📄  what movie is a 10/10?
📄  Girls do you notice guys checking you out and how do you feel?
📄  What’s something you and your significant other do that other couples would find weird?
📄  Oil volatility is high, Could this actually cause a global recession, and how would it affect regular people?
📄  Have you gone to a wedding where an objection happened or runaway bride, if so what was the reaction?
📄  What’s the most disgusting thing anyone has ever said to you?

/r/LocalLLaMA Weekly📄  Mistral AI to release Voxtral TTS, a 3-billion-parameter text-to-speech model with open weights that the company says outperformed ElevenLabs Flash v2.5 in human preference tests. The model runs on about 3 GB of RAM, achieves 90-millisecond time-to-first-audio, supports nine languages.
📄  A simple explanation of the key idea behind TurboQuant
📄  LM Studio may possibly be infected with sophisticated malware.
📄  Intel will sell a cheap GPU with 32GB VRAM next week
📄  Best model that can beat Claude opus that runs on 32MB of vram?
📄  LocalLLaMA 2026
📄  Throwback to my proudest impulse buy ever, which has let me enjoy this hobby 10x more
📄  Prices finally coming down? 🥺🙏
📄  Glm 5.1 is out
📄  Skipping 90% of KV dequant work → +22.8% decode at 32K (llama.cpp, TurboQuant)

GNews New cholesterol guidelines could change when you get tested - ScienceDaily
 A formerly low-profile COVID variant is spreading fast. Here’s what to know - OregonLive.com
 Like ‘driving to San Francisco and back, every week’: In rural America, cancer patients face tall hurdles to get care - cnn.com
 After a heart attack, beta-blockers are often a lifelong medicine. Maybe they shouldn’t be - cnn.com
 Watch SpaceX launch 119 payloads to orbit from California early on March 30 - Space
 Scientists Finally Capture Elusive Lipids in Action Inside Cells - SciTechDaily
 Hello, Saturn! James Webb and Hubble telescopes paint most complete picture of the ringed planet ever - livescience.com
 NASA is just days away from historic Artemis II moon launch - NPR
 NFL announces new professional flag football league for men and women - NBC Sports
 2026 NFL three-round mock draft: Steelers target high-upside WR, then trade back into Round 1 for QB - CBS Sports
 Final 4 teams ranked by men’s March Madness national championship chances - SB Nation
 Grant Hill on calling Braylon Mullins’ shot, Duke’s ‘meltdown’: ‘The new Laettner moment’ - The New York Times

/r/CryptoCurrency Weekly📄  Nikolai Mushegian Tweeted the CIA Would Kill Him. Hours Later, He Was Dead.
📄  WTF! A whale literally burned $1.2 Million worth of Bitcoin by sending it to Satoshi's dead wallet.. Why TF?
📄  Israeli Air Force major charged with using classified info to place bets on Polymarket
📄  Eric Trump Says More Than $1Billion Made In Crypto
📄  2,323 BTC worth $176M Drained From Guys Trezor Wallet Using Hidden Camera
📄  5 Straight Red Months For Bitcoin - One More And Its An ATH
📄  HOLY! Market Full Red, What’s going on?
📄  Largest Bitcoin mining company, MARA, Dumps $1.1 Billion in Bitcoin to Repurchase Convertible Notes, Cuts Debt by 30%
📄  Elizabeth Warren takes aim at Mr Beast over crypto issue
📄  Bhutan has sold $120M in Bitcoin this month: Markets are starting to notice

NewScientist Undisclosed ads on TikTok skirt ban on profiling minors
 Rumours of a Firefly reboot abound, but should the Serenity fly again?
 We’ve only just confirmed that Homo habilis really existed
 Why drug overdose deaths have suddenly plummeted in the US
 Chemistry may not be the 'killer app' for quantum computers after all
 Can species evolve fast enough to survive as the planet heats up?
 How worried should you be about your BMI?
 The race to solve the biggest problem in quantum computing
 A glimpse into the rare earth riches of Greenland
 Why are we so suspicious of do-gooders?
 New Scientist recommends sci-fi novel Under the Eye of the Big Bird
 Parkinson's disease may reduce enjoyment of pleasant smells
 We don’t know if AI-powered toys are safe, but they’re here anyway